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Vacation Shirt

Vacation Shirt

By The Elderberries

I love to look at funny T-shirts worn by older men on vacation in touristy locations. They want to have fun with their clothing, but sometimes it’s not too safe to be too funny in your own hometown. This one…

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Not Very Convenient for Meeee!!!!

Not Very Convenient for Meeee!!!!

By The Elderberries

Do you have any relatives who just cannot let anything “go”? I mean, when they see anything that’s the least bit offbeat, they HAVE to stop, and stare, and analyze, and tell everyone they know. A sister-in-law of mine has…

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The Light Switch

The Light Switch

By The Elderberries

By Grandpa Jack* It was a lovely family wedding, with a brunch in Omaha the following morning. I bid all a farewell after several caffeinated cups to insure my alertness for the drive home to St. Paul. I decided on…

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Brutally Honest Waiter

Brutally Honest Waiter

By The Elderberries

The little old lady was on a three-day cross-country car trip, all by herself. After a full day on the road, she was bone weary. She pulled over at a nice-looking motel somewhere in Arizona that was attached to a…

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Just Like Florida

Just Like Florida

By The Elderberries

The lucky grandchild had just gotten to spend a week in Florida with her grandparents. At 7, she was old enough to see that Florida in the wintertime is a lot nicer place to be than in her Midwestern hometown.…

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