The Ultimate Threat

Two older gentlemen were arguing in a restaurant.

Things came to a head.

Other diners were enthralled as their loud discussion continued. You don’t often see and hear elderly people yelling at each other in public.

Finally, one resorted to the nuclear option – the ace in the hole – the biggest cut:

“That’s it!” he exclaimed.

“I’m so mad, I’m taking you off my pallbearer list!”

By Susan Darst Williams • • © 2019